Addenda to My Twitter Biography

All thoughts are not my own. I am influenced and manipulated by everything around me. I digest, regurgitate, commodify and plagiarize everything I find. I share with you expressly what the voices instruct me to share. I am also the voice of corporate interests. I'm not sure if I even have my own thoughts.


RT = endorsement. In fact, if I retweet you it means I completely approve of and unabashedly endorse not only that tweet, but everything you have ever said and done as well as everything you will ever do going forward. You have my complete trust and faith in all things at all times. I love you.

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