Addenda to My Twitter Bio

If I retweet you it means I completely approve of and unabashedly endorse not only that tweet, but everything you have ever said and done, as well as everything you will ever do going forward. You have my complete trust and faith in all things at all times. I love…

"Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all"--

The thing about taking a break from social media is that it becomes increasingly hard to come back. Almost nothing seems worthy enough to break the silence. There are potentially a lot of good things you could share or comments you could make when sharing things all of the time,…

xJxUxSxTxIxCxEx Pizza Was Served

Today I served as a juror on a case that ultimately ended in mistrial. More than a little bit frustrating for everyone involved. I think I can say this much publicly without causing any trouble. On the bright side, during my jury duty lunch break I walked around the neighborhood…

Architect of the Possible

Earlier today I was talking to myself on Twitter and I came to this realization: I spend more time collecting things to do than I do actually doing things. Here's the complete thread that led to this conclusion: Something I’m really good at is putting hundreds of interesting links…

Should I Be Me?

"Found this ""My Gospel Standards"" card tucked into this page of a library copy of The Man in the Moon-Fixer's Mask that I had from the West Jordan Library. Originally shared via my more random Instagram account: #thingsfoundinlibrarybooks #mygospelstandards #themaninthemoonfixersmask #jdw A photo posted by…

The Most Disappointing Words I Have Ever Heard My Son Say

Son: Could you turn off the music, please? It's kind of bothering me.Me: Um, okay. Sure.Son: It sounds kind of strange.Me: Hmm. Okay. [Music is turned off by this point.]Son: I just like fun music, not strange music.[But strange music IS fun music!??]This is…