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"This Book Is Like" [1]

This book is like Thomas and Friends meets Downton Abbey, but this time it’s on the Planet of Sodor, not just the Island of Sodor.  Also, the Steamies and the Diesels are secretly transformer robots engaged in an epic war for control of the railways, and the people in the abbey are somehow secretly not boring as well. Haven’t worked those human details out yet. Sir Topham Hat is the omniscient narrator.