Addenda to My Twitter Bio

If I retweet you it means I completely approve of and unabashedly endorse not only that tweet, but everything you have ever said and done, as well as everything you will ever do going forward. You have my complete trust and faith in all things at all times. I love you.

Know that I enterpret your likes, retweets, and replies in the same manner, regardless of any protestations you may make to the contrary. Thank you for your endless support.

All thoughts are not my own. I am influenced and manipulated by everything around me. I digest, regurgitate, commodify and plagiarize everything I find. I'm not sure if I even have my own thoughts.

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